Don't touch my banana!!!

Yes, I am that cute. Stare into my eyes my lovely, but don't touch my banana or ill crush you. I am cute and cuddly. My little brown eyes draw you in, I'm soft , and I like bananas. My best friend is the elephuppy, we like to crush things. I am lorise. I like to live on top of trees and my head moves like an owl. Some say I am mildly poisonous and even capable of a toxic vampire-like bite that can deliver excruciating pain. So stay away from my banana or this will happen....

I LIKE BANANAS!!!!!!

You're Not Fooling Anyone

Recently, it has come to our attention that the rare Okapi has tried to hijack our identity, in an effort to access this site for shameless self-promotion.

Let's set the record straight. This site was created to celebrate the freaks. While you might look a little bit like a freak, no offense, we all know you're a real and legitimate animal. So stop trying so hard and maybe we'll show you some love.

Elephuppy...not to be confused with a puppy

This is one of mother nature's true beauties originating back to the days when elephants and puppies roamed the land together. Yes, you may ask what is an elephuppy? Well let me tell you. It has to be one of the cutest animals ever discovered, half elephant half puppy, but don't let its cute little floppy ears fool you for the elephuppy has a dark and vicious side to him.
To report a elephuppy in your neighborhood please call your local Creatures Misunderstood Hotline. We are always looking for good elephuppies to join the team.

All hail Jackelope

Oh Jackelope, you crazy hybrid misfit you. When will people start taking you seriously? Right now. You go Jackelope. Go on with your bad self.

Werebears...not to be confused with shapeshifters

Or werewolves. Or warebears, wearbears, or, God forbid, Care Bears.

Behold... rare werebears, captured in the stunning photograph above at the peak of werebear mating season.

Why?

If you have to ask, move along.