Recently, it has come to our attention that the rare Okapi has tried to hijack our identity, in an effort to access this site for shameless self-promotion.
Let's set the record straight. This site was created to celebrate the freaks. While you might look a little bit like a freak, no offense, we all know you're a real and legitimate animal. So stop trying so hard and maybe we'll show you some love.
You tell that okapi, make sure it doesn't come and kidnap you in you sleep. They are vindictive little creatures.
ReplyDeleteYes. I already learned that the hard way.
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